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1 36 Virtues of the Concubine

If you are going to summon a djinn, then you had better get the words correct, foolish mortal. Chad is toast, now what?
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Fantasy
Tags: Ma/Fa, Ma/ft, Mind Control, Harem
Downloads: 5567 | Votes: 204 | Score: 6.44
Size: 19KB | 3,702 words | Posted:

2 Black Plague

Over 700 years ago, the Black Plague killed over 50% of the populations it touched from China to India and on to Greenland. This is Stefan's tale of his travels through the plague lands of a fictional kingdom.
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Drama
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Historical
Downloads: 32698 | Votes: 947 | Score: 8.05
Size: 194KB | 35,491 words | Posted: Concluded:

3 Blue Hand

Obese, anxious, obsessive, and clear-eyed about his prospects as a bureaucrat in a crumbling galactic empire, Pyotr flees in hope of finding a better life. Perhaps his misery is the empire instead of him. Whatever the case, he will be given the opportunity to learn the answer. / (Reviews)
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Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Magic
Downloads: 75656 | Votes: 1441 | Score: 8.48
Size: 444KB | 82,360 words | Posted: Concluded:

4 Colors of the Night

A disenchanted man strikes an unearthly bargain, which sends him skittering down old and new paths. Everything he has known becomes all he never understood. Will he learn to see in time to survive? / (Reviews)
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/ft, Romantic, Science Fiction, Oral Sex
Downloads: 35834 | Votes: 854 | Score: 8.12
Size: 177KB | 33,215 words | Posted: Concluded:

5 Crooked Trees

Doober's young life is almost a caricature of life on the bayou with women, beer, and a truck. In an instant, all of it is taken away, plunging him into the abyss of profound mourning. Finding life and the will to live again is an incredible human feat. / (Reviews)
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Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fiction
Downloads: 15888 | Votes: 460 | Score: 7.53
Size: 98KB | 19,376 words | Posted: Concluded:

6 Cry Havoc

Stories of the Volentin Stellar Dynasty
#3 The conclusion of the Benni Cycle. Another illegitimate bastard collides with the Families of the Temperdis. Qi could become part of the destiny of the Volentin family if they live long enough. / (Reviews)
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Science Fiction
Downloads: 35057 | Votes: 1168 | Score: 8.63
Size: 256KB | 47,365 words | Posted: Concluded:

7 Dark Energy

A young boy of ten loses his parents, leaving him at the mercy of Child Protective Services. When he expects the worst, a legitimate foundation swoops in, offering him a new family and a chance to regain his future, perhaps even a better one. Nothing is free in this world though, and no foundation or corporation is completely benevolent, especially one that holds lucrative patents in nanotech.
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Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, mt/ft, Lesbian, Heterosexual, Fiction, Science Fiction
Downloads: 168543 | Votes: 1479 | Score: 8.09
Size: 453KB | 84,230 words | Posted: Concluded:

8 Dear Corrigan

A wannabe romance writer who has a popular advice column during the end times, seeks love and affirmation without the meddling of an overly involved Artificial Intelligence. / (Reviews)
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Heterosexual, TransGender
Downloads: 33823 | Votes: 286 | Score: 7.79
Size: 417KB | 77,243 words | Posted: Concluded:

9 Dragon

For three years the hunter has traveled the world seeking the predators that feed on humans. How long will his luck hold?
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Science Fiction, Horror
Downloads: 21477 | Votes: 839 | Score: 7.78
Size: 136KB | 25,039 words | Posted: Concluded:

10 Etched In Stone

Stories of the Volentin Stellar Dynasty
#5 A young exo-archeologist is failing miserably on his first dig and his circumstances are about to get worse. Between a scheming administrator and a visiting royal Volentin, he may lose more than just his nascent career. The betting pool says the odds are against him. / (Reviews)
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Mind Control, Science Fiction
Downloads: 25059 | Votes: 1045 | Score: 7.93
Size: 117KB | 21,556 words | Posted: Concluded:
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